What to start with...
Hi all! (You know, the one person following me…)
For those of you wondering, the picture I have posted here is my best friend. He’s the coolest person on the planet and if you don’t think so, you’re wrong. It’s that simple. I mean, who else can say they were very close with Charlotte Rampling, and was taught to paint by Cary Elwes’ Grandfather?
Anyways, I’m at work right now, so I don’t have a lot of time, but I’d like to get something off my chest.
Guesstimate may be a “legitimate” word, but that doesn’t mean it’s not a stupid word. Please don’t use it under any circumstance, irregardless of your fondness of it. (See what I did there? Alanis Morissette told me to write that.)
Now that I’ve gotten that off my chest, I’d like to start out by telling you a bit about myself. I currently live in Denver, Colorado, I work at a contract renewals company, I am a techie (especially for Android), and am something of a musician. I love and hate golf, and I enjoy Netflix as much as that little girl that says “I don’t like boys, I like birds and Netflix!”. Although I’m not terribly fond of certain birds.
I have a YouTube channel, but I’m not going to link it. It’s more fun if you find it! Hint: it’s www.youtube.com/teemunknee. I hope that hint helps you enough, I’ve been known to give unhelpful hints from time to time. I’ll be uploading more videos soon.
I’ve been told I’m a 65 year old in a 12 year old’s body. It makes a lot of sense. I dress like an old man, I make old man sounds, and often time I yell at young people to turn their “…damn hippity-hop music down.” On top of that, I have 3 chest hairs. It’s probably the most apt description I can think of for myself.
I have a pet caterpillar. He’s blue, with yellow legs and antennae, is about 1.5 long, and has his own Facebook page and Twitter. His name is Ollie.
I love corgis. Nothing else to add, I just wanted to say how much I love corgis. And Taco Bell. My corgi, when I get one, will also love Taco Bell.
Word to your Mother… (Happy Mother’s Day, a day late!)